The Wanker
(To the tune of The Trooper
)
[BruceIntro] Porno to the left of him,porno to the right of him
The Wanker!!!!!!!!!!! [/BruceIntro]
I squirt some cum,but I wipe it up
Fire in my sock, But it runs straight through
So when you're wanking o'er that firm buttock
You'd better hope that you've got the knack
Your bollock pounds and discharge begins
But in this porno mag your sperm swims
The smell of acrid cum and dog's porridge
As sperm plunge on into certain death
Pork sword you pound with fear , been caught with cum
The mighty roar of your bloody mum
And as you race towards the bathroom door
The screams of shame as my trousers fall
I hurdle porno that lies on the ground
And my penis fires another round
I get so near yet so far away
My wrist too tired to wank another day
I get so close to a real girl
And my penis keeps me up all night
She pulls the plonker and I feel the blow
A burst of spunk in her face I throw
As I lay there drooling at her tits
My bollock's numb and my cock is fried
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a yank I throw my spurting foam
*wanks*
:boff:
